Top 10 Ways You Know You Are in A Bully Breed Owner's House

10. Peanut butter....lots of peanut butter.
9. Auburn paraphernalia (certainly NOT Alabama).
8. Patricia McConnell's Other End of the Leash on the nightstand...with pages earmarked, passages highlighted and notes in the margins
7. Dartboard with PETA's logo on it.
6. Dartboard with Michael Vick's photo on it.
5. Reading material in the bathroom consist of Bully Breeds and BARK magazine.
4. Lots and lots and lots of toys....for dogs.
3. A costume for when ACO comes knocking.
2. Stash of illegal drugs because only thugs have pit bulls. (link bad rap)

And the number 1 way you know you are in a bully breed owner's house:

1. Evildoers membership card hanging over fireplace.

Top 10 Ways to Avoid Being a Victim of BSL

10. Move to Calgary .

9. Own a cat (but not an outside cat!).

8. Become a world freestyle Frisbee disc champion!!

7. Develop your own commune .

6. Own a lizard.

5. Start your own not for profit organization, name it HELP FIDO, and take on the world!

4. Own a lion .

3. Move to Nauru, or Palau .

2. Fake out legislators and enact a different type of BSL.

And the number one way to avoid being a victim of BSL is….

1. Get a great costume!

**Many thanks to Lisa at Pitties Place for her excellent prowess in PhotoShop!**

Enjoy your weekend!